Is That A Gun In Your Hand During Sex Or Are You Just Stupid?

December 7, 2008

Talk about naked gun! 

Just in case you are unaware of this possibility, here’s a news flash. Sex and guns don’t mix!

Imagine that you’re an Ohio man. You’re having sex with your estranged wife, who happens to have a restraining order against you. Hey, we’re talking sex here. Civil protection orders don’t apply to consensual sex, do they? In any event, you spot her gun in bed. You think to yourself: self! This gun in bed represents somewhat of a dangerous situation. I think I’ll move it to the nightstand or put it on the floor or . . . And the gun goes off shooting her in the chest. Bummer man. 

If those two did this much banging when they were married, their kids wouldn’t look like the mailman, and they would not be estranged.

What’s the first thing you must do after this tragic but intriguing accident? Call 911, of course.

Is it just me or does this dude look like Joe the plumber?

Here’s a news article:
http://www.wlwt.com/news/18196466/detail.html