Jennifer Moss loves the earth – perhaps a little too much. She rides her bike naked (OK, almost naked in a G-string) around the Portland area. Everywhere she rides, 9-1-1 calls from shocked citizens follow.
Watch a short video. There’s no nudity.
http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/22425001/vp/26836196#26836196
This is precisely why too much green living makes you nuttier than a one pound jar of Jiff Peanut Butter. In an interview she said:
“Peace begins with ourselves – our minds, spirit, heart and souls, and that our bodies are an integral part of ourselves. And I was created in God’s creation, and no part of me is obscene.”
Well, allow me to cast a descending voice. She’s ugly. She may have a nicer body than the average woman in the US, but I really don’t care to see it without clothes. Those 5 greasy White Castle sliders I just ate are about to commence a reversal of their intake path. It won’t be a pretty site. And I feel as though she would owe me a pain and suffering fee if I saw her naked.
Remember Seinfeld’s naked episode? There’s good naked and bad naked. Moss personifies bad naked.
Here’s another source with video:
http://www.groundreport.com/Arts_and_Culture/Gennifer-Moss-Earth-Friend-Gen-Naked-Portland-Cycl